SteaKnight: Third Night

The Knights must've been in the mood to create a SteaKnight for the ages when they booked a slot at DiMaggio's Chop House, a relatively new establishment on the San Francisco restaurant

ATG arrived first at the establishment with HEB and your humble correspondent close on his heels. While relaxing at the bar, enjoying a few gentleman's drinks and discussing HEB's latest acquisition (62" TV), MPH, JM and RMD arrived. The group, now 6 strong, were seated.

the group enjoyed a few more cocktails as the jacks enjoyed the excellent service at DiMaggio's. JM, ever the Red Sox fan, couldn't help but taunt the ghost of Joltin' Joe by wearing his Big Papi jersey. He didn't end up on the bathroom floor in a bloody pulp so we'll consider it a victory of sorts for the Sox.
While waiting for JB the Knights were treated to a lovely round of limoncello to cleanse the palette. The rounds of cocktails continued and the service was so excellent that a cocktail would be finished no more than 30 seconds before the waitstaff would be by inquiring as to whether another was desired. Eventually JB arrived and was rewarded immediately with a well-earned Bloody Mary after a stressful drive up from the peninsula.
The cynosure of the pre-dinner conversation was a heated debate about inviting and adding new members. This was an extension of yet another email flurry prior to SteaKnight in which everyone seemed to be in basic agreement that we should induct new members but no one could agree on the specifics of inviting or membership.
ATG opened the salvo by suggesting that people send an email to the group 15 minutes before SteaKnight starts, which was a direct taunt to RMD who thought he might be able to slip a new friend in town into the SteaKnight roster at the last moment. RMD parried the verbal barb well and intense discussion ensued as to exactly how more members could be inducted. Foremost in the minds of many Knights was allowing the group to grow too big too quickly. However, growth and new, quality Knights also seemed important to everyone. It was easy to see that

During this all-consuming discussion, the chef was hard at work preparing two seafood platters of generous proportions. They arrived in grand style with smoke rolling off the plates like fog off the Bay. Each plate consisted of lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, and 4 of the largest shrimp many in attendance had seen for some time. The Knights eagerly unleashed their hunger on this bounty of the sea and soon the conversation pulled back slightly during the blissful enjoyment of the well-presented plates. It



After devouring the seafood platters the main courses were quick to arrive. Once again, th entrees arrived simultaneously, no small feat when trying to prepare seven different entrees. It was as if the Knights were all once again children on Christmas morning or any of the eeight days of Hanukkah, a gleam in the eye emerging from every Knight to the number. RMD was so inspired by the offering that he decided to milk himself on the spot. H

Throughout the dinner the service continued to be impeccable. It was as if the lads had been transported to an entire land that's entire existence was based on enabling one to enjoy a steak-filled evening. Truly, it was a fine steak dining experience to the nth

As dinner grew to a close the Knights lingered over the last bits of tasty delight on their plates and requested the check. Guesses flew


After a minor mathematical error with the bill (that's the price paid when letting the religion teacher do the math) which was quickly corrected but would've tragically shorted our exceptional waiters, everyone left with a spring in their step after such an indulgent meal. Some of the Knights still had some space in their nigh-filled stomachs for a cup of g


Alcohol consumed: Makers and Ginger (1), Anchor Steam (3), Chivas Regal (1), Ketel One w/ Club Soda and lime (2), Stella Artois (1), Zinfandel Folie a Deux (1), Pinot Noir Chalone (1), Cabernet Hess (2),
Bill: $556.95 ($656.95 with tip)
Attendees:
HEB (third Knight)
STB (third Knight)
ATG (second Knight)
JB (second Knight)
MPH (second Knight)
RMD (second Knight)
JM (first Knight)